"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam and wove, twue wove wiww fowwow you fowevah so tweasuwe youw wove."
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because
you are my friend!!
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam and wove, twue wove wiww fowwow you fowevah so tweasuwe youw wove."
I always liked the motto...
"A friend would bail you out of jail.
A TRUE friend would be in there with you!"
You forgot a couple...
-a true friend will hold your hair up when you are puking.
-a true friend will pop that thing on the back of your neck for you.
-a true friend will go out with a hot chick's fugly cousin/sister/best friend.
-a true friend will never speak about your "secret" fetishes.
A true friend will lop off your head when you can't endure the pain of hara-kiri.
Right now I will REALLY like to <u>Smile</u>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I true friend will spear you in the gut to secure your entrance into Valhalla.Originally posted by Tr3s:
A true friend will lop off your head when you can't endure the pain of hara-kiri.
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don't forget the spear up his rectum...for good measure, to ensure his..um... smooth passage. :>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's enough from the peanut gallery! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]Originally posted by Tr3s:
don't forget the spear up his rectum...for good measure, to ensure his..um... smooth passage. :>
Good idea, Tres. *Dips spear tip in crisco* [img]wink.gif[/img]
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